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[24 Jul 2005|02:55pm]
[ mood | mellow ]

I'm goin back to creek next weekend. Get ready for the ty ty pie to come home.

-in my pants-

Stepchain Bitchez [11 Jul 2005|06:46pm]

take me to the edge tonight
blacken both your eyes
wrote a song with parel
as your compromise

switchblade in your face
what do you think to say?
come on
lets destroy the rain

no, this is not concrete
no, you will damage your faith
walkin with my metal in your face

too many bullet wounds
to realize the case
close it up in the mirror vain

stepchain is in your blood
walkin around the streets
come on baby
on your knees

no, this is not concrete
no, you will damage your feet
wanted with my metal in your face

(Dagget's solo)

 

If thats not sexy then idk what is...

 

2 Chickens-in my pants-

[06 Jul 2005|09:26pm]
[ mood | thinking too much ]

I'm so worth waiting for. I'm gonna come home and One Step Detour wants me to play the lead fiddle stick for em. Thats cool. Dagget called me last night and said that he hardcore wanted to jam when i get home. Thats fuckin cool also.
At first i thought Georgia was gonna be the worst thing that could happen but it turns out its not so bad. I'm chillin with my dad. A couple weeks ago I didn't even have a dad. He's a cool dude. He can be a dick but so can I so it doesn't bug me. He doesn't do much but its not so bad. Just awkward moving here and havin to run with it.
So I talked to my mom and I can come home. She wants me back home quick aparently. Bipolar? There is a big WELCOME HOME PARTY planned. Stepchain is playin there. Should be tight.
I guess tomorrow i start my job as a construction worker with a bunch of mexicans. LAME. To the tenth power. Fuck that shit. That sucks. Those bitches don't even speak english so I'm just gonna kinda be weirded out by these dark people tellin me what to do. Whatever. The moral is I'm coming home.
Kassy is cool as fuck but long distance shit is just as weird as everyone says and I hate phone convos. But you just gotta deal i guess.
Its gonna be weird comin back home. I haven't talked to anyone in forever. I don't know anyone down here so its just weird. Whatever. Live Journals are gay.

7 Chickens-in my pants-

[01 Jul 2005|08:28pm]
Fuck this shit.
I'm done trying.
4 Chickens-in my pants-

rollin on dubs [28 Jun 2005|08:46pm]
[ mood | blank ]

idk that this is very important, but i've had a lot of time on my hands.  I think this would be sweet as fuck.

  Way different paint job and no gay shit on the side

Pimpass seat covers

 

This is my new project.  I think it would be tight.  Its the only body kit available for my grandma car. We'll see when i get home.

8 Chickens-in my pants-

[24 Jun 2005|04:47am]
[ mood | mellow ]

Ello LiveJournal. Georgia is lame dude. my mom said that i can have a chance to come home if i go to this counselor motherfucker. So today was my first day of "therapy". Me and this guy just had a convo about what my mom wants and just kinda gettin to know each other. We had a long talk about sex and the foo fighters. Weird? He ended up just telling me that he couldn't do anything for me because theres nothing wrong. He can't diagnose me with anything, i just can't blow off school. End of Story.

So since theres NOTHING WRONG..... I wanna come home!


We'll see. Its iffy. Aparently my madre wants me to start school here next spring. Fuck that shit. I miss my friends and my guitars and my girl and all the shit that you don't expect to miss. I miss chillin on Ricky's roof. I miss Burak's gay accent. I miss drunken fights with Burnett. I miss chillin with Joel and Lindsey. I miss the woggerbeast even though we never really chilled much anymore. I miss takin care of Kassy's little brother and sister. I miss bein late for dinner with the twins. Goddamn. Just let me come home!

1 Chickens-in my pants-

The shit has hit the fan [12 Jun 2005|11:12pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

So school is over so i was pretty stoked. I was looking forward to a summer like the last. Full of fun and carelessness. Pimp shit. And so on.

Well i went to Grace's. That was tight. Got naked. Threw shit at people. Shaved the back of Ray's head. The norm.

Then that night I went to Brittany's for a mini-party. That also was fun.

The next morning, my mom calls and is like yo tyty, come home. I just wanna spend time with you. I'm like ok weird but i'll go anyhow. She says my uncle is there to fix the air condish in my car. So i assume pimp shit.

NOPE

Turns out, my madre is shipping my ass off to Georgia for the rest of the summer. I'm not even really sure why but right now i'm with my dad in georgia. If anyone wants to chill, just call me in like two and a half months. It'll be dope if you want a long distance relationship.

I'm away from everyone and i'm fuckin bummed as hell. I miss Kassy a lot. I miss everyone a lot. No more band. No more friends. This kinda sucks a lot.

On a lighter note, me and laura had a nice talk last night. I still think that she's cool as fuck and i will miss her a lot. I just feel bad for coming off as such a jerk all those times that i could have hung out with her. Now that we're cool, i'm a million miles away. Fuckin sweet.

Much love from Georgia,
Tyler

14 Chickens-in my pants-

[25 Apr 2005|06:28pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

I did NOT have sexual relations with those women.

I repeat, there was no intercourse, fallatio, sexual molestation, or anything for that matter.

8 Chickens-in my pants-

[13 Apr 2005|08:22pm]
[ mood | angry ]

sup?

turns out that i got half cool grades and half terrible grades. No more car until my grades are raised. Fuck. i've been thinkin a lot lately. I need to do something. A lot of my old friends don't really think too much of me anymore. That really sucks. Nothing could really make my head spin like that did. I guess i'm trying to make a comeback.

I think i'm going to be playing a show with stepchain and suitable paradise at borders. I think that should be awesome. I'm not sure when or even if its for sure going to happen but if it does, i hope to see everyone there.

Catch you on the flip side

3 Chickens-in my pants-

WTF am I doing here? [28 Mar 2005|06:22pm]
right now i'm standing in the library of mott community college. I came with Burak to see some jazz concert that he gets a grade for. We met Midkiff here. We watched the show. It was ok. Midkiff left and Burak is taking some music theory test. i'm bored as shit. I have to use one of those fuckin stand-up computers because i'm not a student. I miss Lindsey of the Varney variety. I wanna talk to her but you're not allowed to use the cellular devices in the library. After Brent is done with his test, we're going to meet joe, paul, andy, brandon, and chris over at the everett household. Should be fun. I'm hoping i can go over to the Varney residence before the night is over or at least find a party to go to.
2 Chickens-in my pants-

[20 Mar 2005|11:48pm]
[ mood | drained ]

I played fest. It was fun.
I haven't seen lindsey all weekend. That fuckin sucks.
I hung out with the guys from stepchain almost all weekend and didn't really do anything too exciting except for keeping dagget from dying.
I've been thinkin a lot about last summer. I miss the old days. When Ricky, Laura, Joel, "Donky," Lindsey, and I all went out to eat and we trashed the place spilling shit and squirting barbeque sauce everywhere. That was a nice day. Or even just the quiet nights when Ricky and I would hang with the wogsters, playin catch and listenin to music. Fun shit. But i'm done with the gay memory lane shit. Hopefully this summer will be even more kickass than last year.


hoping for the best, just hoping nothing happened, 1,000 clever lines are read on clever napkins. I won't ever ask if you don't ever tell me. I know you well enough to know you never loved me.

i think thats how it goes?

lata playas

2 Chickens-in my pants-

[07 Mar 2005|07:13pm]
She's a dove
She's a fuckin nightmare
Unpredictable
It was my mistake to stay here
On the go and it's way too late to play
I need a girl that i can train

Music Fest in a week and i'm supposed to play with three groups: road stories, cold september, and a blink tribute. Road stories is joel's little thing. It's not my style at all but he needs another dude. Jessica Stanley is in there too but idk. I guess she really is a butt slut. Cold september is acoustic with Lindsey of the Varney variety. Should be pretty cool. The blink thing is just some bullshit cuz ricky decided not to play cuz we really didn't have enough time. Blink broke up. Might as well give props. Everybody should go and cheer me on!
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big empty [02 Feb 2005|12:14am]
[ mood | tired ]

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time to take her home
her dizzy head is conscience latened
time to take a ride
it leaves today; no conversation
time to take her home
her dizzy head is conscience latened
time to wait too long
to wait too long

3 Chickens-in my pants-

a fond memory [26 Jan 2005|02:45am]
when i was young and knew everything
and she a punk who rarely ever took advice
now i'm guilt stricken,
sobbing with my head on the floor
stop a baby's breath and a shoe full of rice

i can't be held responsible
cause she was touching her face
i won't be held responsible
she fell in love in the first place

for the life of me i cannot remember
what made us think that we were wise and
we'd never comprimise
for the life of me cannot believe
we'd ever die for these sins
we were merely freshman

my best friend took a week's
vacation to forget her
his girl took a week's worth of
valium and slept
now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his
head on the floor
think's about her now and how he never really
wept he says

we've tried to wash our hands of all of this
we never talk of our lacking relationships
and how we're guilt stricken sobbing with our
heads on the floor
we fell through the ice when we tried not to
slip, we'd say
-in my pants-

[22 Jan 2005|08:48pm]
[ mood | wtf does lethargic mean? ]

xXxDickBreathxXx: i didnt mean to bone you either
TeenagexRockstar: k
TeenagexRockstar: thanks
TeenagexRockstar: i understand now
xXxDickBreathxXx: yeah, see, i was actually playing pin the tail on the donkey while you were doing naked yoga
xXxDickBreathxXx: i walked into the wrong room with the blindfold on and you were practicing your missionary position
TeenagexRockstar: wow
xXxDickBreathxXx: i tripped and pinned the tail in something way better than a donkey
TeenagexRockstar: hahahahahahaha nice

for those of you that don't know, we've never boned.

4 Chickens-in my pants-

[20 Jan 2005|04:31pm]
[ mood | nervous ]

dude, i want a hot tub. for real, that'd be so tight in this cold weather.

haha, tight....

2 Chickens-in my pants-

[12 Jan 2005|03:06pm]
I guess I'm a prince n' shit?
10 Chickens-in my pants-

[03 Jan 2005|11:36pm]
[ mood | horny ]

break was awesome. wish it was longer.

today was the first day back. that sucked. i got three ats's today. one for getting a drink in foods class? and two more for calling mrs.stahler homegirl? good teachers? i told ms.kasik that my new years resolution was to lose ten pounds and she told me to gain fourty. well you're not exactly meaty yourself senorita.

i drive now. shibby n stuff. ricky said that i might be the single worst driver he has ever ridden with. thanks dick. remember who drives you to school. lol jp schuch meister. mcdonalds breakfasts are the shit though. its a nice change from either walkin or feelin gay every day for bummin off of eric and laura. but morning conversation won't be the same without bein able to get the inside scoop from the wogster.

i just spent the past like idk, half hour, fourty five minutes on the phone with a very special girl. i love her. (smiles bitches) but i have a lot of homework still to do so i'm out for tonight. sorry for the boringness but i just felt like writing in this thing.

1 Chickens-in my pants-

[28 Dec 2004|11:57pm]
[ mood | hopeful ]

Your Erotic LJ dream by cozzette
username
you went to bed feeling
You began to dream aboutteen_rockstar
who wasrecieving oral from you
inyour office/workplace
withthier hands tied
which made youcum
but was interupted byprisonbitch03
who began totake pictures
You awokeafter awhile, this is good stuff after all
and you hopethat dreams do come true
chance of that happening:: 42%
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hahahahaha i love this shit
3 Chickens-in my pants-

christmas came and went [27 Dec 2004|01:38am]
so christmas was tight. mos def. i got a new guitar amp n a bunch of other cool shit like that. the weirdest thing is my favorite gifts out of the whole thing were the finding nemo dvd, the new sum 41 cd, a john mayer cd (don't ask), and the movie hook. my mom made her first home-cooked meal in about three years. i was proud of her. it wasn't bad. i went to a movie tonight with ray and a bunch of other people. lindsey was there. (smiley faces n shit) winter break is awesome. i needed this pretty bad. i drive on tuesday. (more smiley faces n shit) its gettin late. bed n shit. later punks.


if you believe its in my soul
i'd say all the words that i know
just to see if it would show
that i'm tryin to let you know
that i'm better off on my own

sum 41 is the fuckin shit.
4 Chickens-in my pants-

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